Some Men Will Sleep With Ugly Women if They Smell Pretty Enough

Its a well-known fact (OK, maybe not a fact................but, my opinion, which is defintely correct), that a man will be more attracted to an ugly woman who smells good, than a beautiful woman who smells like cow DooDoo.  Some ugly woman will attempt deuglification (the process of being made un-ugly, as defined in reverse by Wiktionary), by spending huge sums of money on plastic surgery.  Maybe that isn't always necessary, depeding of course, on the degree of deuglification that must be accomplished.  So, maybe just improving the negative perception of her ugliness can be improved by positive scentification.  If a woman smells like Cow Plop, her chances of buffing any winkie will be dramatically reduced to only the ability to possibly buff some teeny-weeny weeny.  Not, a very bright prospect for those hoping to eventually procreate.  Not every woman can have a Fairy Godmother like Cinderella who can wave the magic deuglification stick over her head and turn her into beautiful Princess-in-Waiting.  C'est la vie:(

"Smells great unconscious effect on mood and memory. Our body produces endorphins when the sense of smell is stimulated by scents that are pleasing to us." -quoted from http://www.tenorama.com/en/ranked/smell-life. 

A man who smells a woman who smells good, will therefore unconciously be producing endorphins, and therefore feel good when he is in the companionship of a woman who smells good.  This is also one of the reasons that people eat chocolate, because of both taste and smell, a person gets a double whammy of endorphins.

Men, basically instinctively being hunter-gatherers, must seek to take down the deer with the biggest rack.  The bigger the rack, the more proud the man must be of his conquest.  If the rack is big enough, the man may even make the front page news (or the nightly newscast), on the local level.  If the rack is exeptionally large, he may even make the national news.  And of course, if that happens, there will pictures and bragging rights, because the bigger the rack that he takes down the more his friends will admire him for his great hunting prowess.

Of couse, there are a myriad of scents that a woman can choose from to proportionately decrease her stink-factor and make her more pleasing to a man.  So, how does one choose????  A woman can go to the perfume counter at Boscov's and smell tons of different scents, and probably have her nose become very confused.  (If you're a woman and you go to the perfume counter at Boscov's, make sure you take a man with you who can properly evaluate the destinkification factor of any scent that you mgiht apply to yourself).  I suppose that some woman might incorrectly find this offensive.  Trust, me it isn't intended to be offensive, it is intended to enable women to understand things better from the perspective of a man (which of course, is how woman should understand EVERYTHING!!!)

Maybe, if you're a man, you also need to understand why you are sleeping with an ugly woman.  If you want to help her to destinkify herself, you can Shop for her at Boscov's!.

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But, men remember, most importantly of all...................if you MUST sleep with an ugly woman, you owe it to all the rest of humanity to make sure that she doesn't smell like Cow Pie, OK?? Trust me!!!! The better she smells, the better you might THINK that she looks. And if she looks good to you, that is what really matters, right???